What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?